You may noticed it's fairly difficult to buy underwear without amusing slogans on them, at least when you're not shopping at David Jones (you posh bastard), but a thought occurred to me - what would be the absolute worst slogans to have?
Where's the Beef?
Men at Work
The Buck Stops Here
Authorized Personnel Only
We Are Now at Defcon-1
I Heart Harry Potter
Take the Blue Pill Now
If you can read this you are too sober
Smile, You're on Camera!
I am a Destroyer of Worlds
I Heart Fendahl
My Other Underwear is an Old Newspaper
Cthulu Woz Ere
Police Line Do Not Cross
Objects in Underwear May be Larger than they Appear
I Heart I Heart Huckabees
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
Mother, is that you?
This is the First Day of the Rest of your Life
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay
Hmm, now I think about it, my answer would probably have to be..
The Rod of Rassilon!
Now the real question is - how many of these have actually been made?